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By Matt Menke

Matt Menke lives in College Park and is a licensed Maryland home inspector.

Can you believe the Joneses called their mullions muntins? Did you SEE the cornice returns on that thing? I just can’t get anyone to work on my mansard … Yes, I am speaking in another language. It’s the language of architects, who have a name for everything about a house, inside and out. These terms trickle down to us in many languages from the most beautiful buildings in the world, and they can be fun to learn. 

Having a basic vocabulary can also come handy when you’re communicating with contractors; it  can set the tone for your interaction and signal that you’re no dummy. And once you know what That Thing There is called, you’ll see every house that has one of them, think about why it’s there, and grow your own sense of style. 

Without further ado, here are 10 of the house parts people most commonly ask home inspectors about:

That didn’t hurt too much, right? Your homework is to use one of these terms talking with someone you know this week, so when they can look at you sideways, you know the look  I get just about every time I open my mouth. In the meantime I’l be in the kitchen, with a glass of cold lemonade, just leaning on the window sill.